Biology or Bhailogy
A Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody’s garden. The owner comes out angrily shouting : Hey, do you know you are trespassing?
Sikh answered : No, I’m Jaspar Singh
Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.
Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy something, you are the buyer; which makes them the buyee.
Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh
Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Microbhailogy.
Q: Where to find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital, Singapore.
Q: What do you call a Bhai who’s lost?
A: Miss Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!
Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh
Q: What is the official mode of transport for Bhais?
A: Bhaicycles
Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A: A bhaipass.
