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Husbands, Don’t Do This Even When You are Broke.

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife.

Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I’m sending 100 kisses instead.

You are my sweetheart.

Signed, Your Husband,

This is the reply.

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items (your kisses are worhtless at the supermarket, hope you don’t mind)
4. Your landlord comes every other day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I still have some balance and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise!

Signed, Your Wife