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USD15,000 For A Liter Of Human Fat

Posted on the November 21st, 2009 under Weird by admin

Here’s another weird news for you to digest. How would you feel if the cosmetics your wife is using contains human fat? There’s gang in Peru that specifically kill their victims to extract their fat. However authorities and medical experts are denying market for human fat exist. Medical experts expressed doubt about an international black market for human fat, though it does have cosmetic applications.

Yale University dermatology professor Dr. Lisa Donofrio speculated that a small market may exist for “human fat extracts” to keep skin supple, though scientifically such treatments are “pure baloney.”

Peruvian gang ‘killed peasant farmers for their fat’. Police claim bodies were drained by killers seeking to sell lipids for use in cosmetics.

Police in Peru say they have arrested three members of a gang who murdered a string of peasant farmers, drained the fat from their dead bodies, and then attempted to sell it to European cosmetics manufacturers.

The men have confessed to a total of five killings, but are suspected of dozens more. Police believe they approached their victims on remote roads and lured them to a hut in the jungle with talk of being able to introduce them to a potential employer. Instead, the victims were bludgeoned to death.

Each of their bodies then had its head, arms and legs cut off. Major organs were removed, and discarded, before the torso was suspended from hooks in the ceiling of the hut. Candles were placed beneath, so that melting fat would dribble into pots, pans and other collecting vessels.

“We have broken up a criminal organisation dedicated to trafficking bodily fluids and human fat,” said local police commander Angel Toledo, on Thursday. The large containers of illicit fat were latter decanted into bottles for export, he added.

“Without a doubt [the gang] have committed various crimes like kidnapping and conspiring to commit criminal acts. [They] have spoken about how they committed crimes with the purpose of extracting their fat in rudimentary laboratories to later sell for the price of $15,000 (£9,000) per litre.” Read the rest of the story …

Camouflage

Posted on the November 11th, 2009 under Funny by admin

Ok, I posted about Camouflage Artwork by Liu Bolin previously. People call that art. But this type of camouflage is not art art. It’s a different kind of art. The art of hiding from your wife when you want to watch TV and she needs help with housework

It Could Have Been Worse

Posted on the November 9th, 2009 under Funny by admin

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have been worse.”His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. Joe asked, “Where’s Gary?” And one of his friends said, “Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”

Joe says, “Well it could have been worse.” Both his friends said, “How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”

Joe says, “If it had happened two days ago, I’d be dead now!”